This comic will contain varying amounts of the following:

 

male x male pairings

female x male pairings

female x female pairings

male x female pairings

fluff

large dogs

large coffees

pinstripes

graphic violence

tattoos

cigarettes

improbable cigars

probable cigars

junk food

health food

trigger plotlines (email authors for specifics if concerned)

computers that aren't as good as they should be

literary references

popular culture references

allusions in general

angst

concerts

tai-kwan-do

pianos

books

motorcycles

small dogs

bad teachers

good teachers

cheese

nicknames

gun violence

jerks

jerkier jerks

teenagers

adults

children

kpop

adults who act like teenagers

shady pizza shop owners

glasses

rain

siblings

parents

ominous mechanical devices

backpack-thongs

dearly awful movies

couches

bubbles

trains

terrorist attacks

secret passageways

way too many plush animals

adrenaline junkies

and

secret police

 

Read with caution.